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Time to get some new pants.
Time is the Death and the Healing.
Time is madness. Tasty, tasty madness.
Tnnn tn nn nnn. Tn nnn tn nnn. Tnnn tn nn nnn. Tn nnn tn nnn. *! *!*!*! Tnnn tn nn nnn. Tn nnn tn nnn. Tnnn tn nn nnn. Tn nnn tn nnn.
- First: A Bird went too high so engines stalled due to powerful winds, and it ended with massive plaincrash. But after time, there was a temporal healing potion, and with some quests completed with enough XP, Bird reached a new level.
AND THE BIRD WAS IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!
- Second: A Wolf was a brave and powerful warrior of the silver mountain, and that was good for him. But then again, after time, Wolf failed to complete the quest which would be important, got sick, and DIED!!!
Time is the Death and the Healing.
See also
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