Fungus

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Oh so its fungus now is it? oh I'm so SCARED! sarcasm, sarcasm, sarcasm, yay for me, for doing sarc'!

“Hey, don't call me Gus!”

- on The Reader

Fuurngurz was invented by der silly French CLOSE BRAKETTS yeah! Oh, I shizzled myself upside the pole.

Fungus was discovered by Roman Emperor Ivanaweeus whilst on his morning drive. Three thousand years later, another man who filed a patent is a gazillion pounds richer.

Fungus: it definitely ain't fun, Gus.

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