Benzene

“heels de sic (sick, SICK SICK SICK, CRUEL CRUEL CRUEL!) i saw u at gas station. I looked MAD. Subjected to ridiculcruel. No mind control pills.”
- Local newspaper on article

Benzene is an additive to gasoline that consists of tar, feathers, and pinatas. The candy inside the pinatas accounts for its sweet smell. It also occasionally includes both ducks and anti-ducks, cheese and anti-cheese. Benzene is typically created by the circular formation of barrel monkeys from the land of LazyN00b. Enilosag elahni reveN or it will make you Barking Mad.

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