Archimedes

“Archimedes, Screw!”
- Yoda on on what he'd do to Archimedes

Do not disturb my circles!

Don't disturb his circles, man. It's not healthy for you.

This isn't Nick Junior, folks, just eat the damn apple and go home.

....whut??????????? YARRRRGH ARCHIMEDES WAS A PIRATE!!!!!

The dark pail has been catatized and currently awaits yesterday's arrival of the Horse with three mules living in the infinite cave for the Golden Horde!

Encyclopaedia Dramatica delenda est!

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