Carbon-titanium fibre molecules

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Carbon titanium fibre molecules can be used to create carbon titanium fibre molecule cakes. They can also be made into good parachutes, that open, on impact. Because of it's long name which most people are too lazy to remember, it is normally called Cartafimols, (Carbon titanium fi molecules).

Description

It has a whitish-silvery apperance and can rub off a white powder on the fingers. It is very strong, and can withstand the force of a tank falling off a building. It is poisonous, though, and can cause Salmonella, if not held in a Ngthite pie plate.

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