Toadstool

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Toadstools are the well known home of drugs, sex, rock 'n' roll, violence, murder, rape, strip poker and the happy pink fluffy bunny club. The home of the gnomes plotting your death, it is thought that if you eat one you will die instantly.

“False! They make me grow bigger n' stronger!”

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