Electricity
“Why is electricity electricity? Because it's electricity.”
Here is a false statement you may have heard about electricity: Electricity was invented by Dr Electura, himself after noticing that bolts of lightning were way cool.
Warning: The truth about electricity is UNSETTLING. |
It is actually the tool of the ALIEN MUSHROOM HIVE MIND that crashed on Earth in the 19th century. It sent drones posing as inventors all across the globe, to make way for it's eventual domination of the planet.
It uses power sockets to SPY ON PEOPLE, and DRAIN THEIR THOUGHTS when they sleep. The power lines are it's TENTACLES that crawl across the ground, emanating from the powerful MIND CONTROL devices commonly known as power plants. It also replaced the governments with crudely animated potatoes to distract us from the horrifying truth.
How?
Electricity is like how its like because of like, BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ and all that, like. It also goes, like ZZZZZBZZZ AH!
Wow, uncontrollable duck homicide yea? Well I would say so chaps.
Ele lec tri cyity?
Yes, you urchin. Now burger orff to Bugger Land.
Princibles
Electricity behaves like a retard.
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