Burger
Have you ever seen a burger? They are greasy and hated by all chaps.
CHAPS I SAY.
Ingredients
Chaps, Lots of butter, Some kind of armpit grease, I like pie!, Other miscellany, Meat I SAY MEATTTT!!!, and of course QUACK QUACK QUACK!!.
Why thank you, sir? YOU HAVE JUST TOLD ME THE RECIPE OF DESTERUCTION!!!
STERUCTION I SAY!
Burgers
Are they good? Some people say no, some people say yes.
And some people say Yea.....no. Which means we have to kill them. With fish, fish and only smish...no wait I meant fish.
FISH I SAY!!!
Or was that Smish? The owls say it must be, so we shoot you.....I eat children for breakfast.
Greaseynessnessness
If a burger is not greasy enough, grease it.
If it is too greasy, grease it.
If it has no grease, YOU MUST DIEEEEEEEEYEEEE!
YeeZeeAAAA! CHIKEZIE EZIE HAS EATEN ME!!
A LA BA?
Oh but the grease is too greasy, and I met a cow for meat, though the fact that p will eat you, banana!
P I SAY!