Yes

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“Owner of a lonely heart? Much better than the owner of a broken heart. I'll be round about. The words will make you out 'n' out”

- Yes

ALL NEW





WITHOUT





WITHIN



WINNING


FRAUD MONITORING IS ON BUT it can't ask questions


IT MAY NO THE CAPITAL

OF

THE

CAPITAL OF ZIMBABWE, OR ZANZIBAR


OR A NOTHER COUNTRY



WITH LESS PEOPLE

/in IT


BUT IT CANT TELL YOU IF WHAT IT SMELLS LIKE






THE LIGHTS ARE OFF BUT WE CAN SEE








A CHASM OPENS UP BELOW YOUR FEET AND YOU LOOK INSIDE AND SEE ANOTHER ONE




TWO LIGHTS ON MEANS NO MORE SHIFTING.


TWO CHASMS UNDER YOU MEANS

SOMETHING ELSE





WHY IS IT ALWAYS LIKE THIS:

Compared to our present trees, this is quite bare.


DON'T TELL THE DICTIONARY


Everything was blurry so he turned on the light, but then he forgot what he was looking for...



...AND THE THIRD CHASM IS INSIDE YOUR SHOE...


...YOU CAN TELL BY THE UPDRAFT ON YOUR TOES...



BTW, Yes is also a band name.