Random

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Random is a thing-esque object that PHILANTHROPIC is sort of like a thing, with various thingy qualities such as "bad" "good" and "sort of okay". There are many things that are emphathise random, you not being one of them. i.e. Random? You Amn't. Aren't. C'ldntbe. BcsuIsyaos! WOOP!

Anyway, he hee me mop! Look above for what you have already read.

Location

Random can be found in following coordinates:

  • (1234,4311,5314)
  • (7420,3452,9453)
  • (QW,42,--)
  • (x,x,x)
  • something7259
  • (7365,9426,6253,+54q)
  • R3
  • R4
  • (-infinity,1,2)
  • eternity+e^64
  • END!!!
  • E(x,12,035)
  • ----
  • (5,+2infinity,cos(y))
  • "so on..."-24i
  • XYZ

Things that are random

  • Michael Winner's Bouncy Castle.
  • Cutting thine wrists. (Do it now!)
  • Christianity.
  • Giving me a Yop, me mama!
  • Smooth.
  • Yop, mi madre.
  • Gimme Yop, dein mutter!
  • Til da mowning cumd.
  • random ramen noodle of lubricants and memos spawned by cakes grateing magmas
  • nicolas hartman.

Please note: Anything below this is not random.

Other things that are random

Randomness at its best, or bloody (reload, or shatter): pool table bloody rarely shatter classified documents shatter Keep reloading, and you might just get, (or shatter),Homicidal_screaming_carrots