Random

Random is a thing-esque object that PHILANTHROPIC is sort of like a thing, with various thingy qualities such as "bad" "good" and "sort of okay". There are many things that are emphathise random, you not being one of them. i.e. Random? You Amn't. Aren't. C'ldntbe. BcsuIsyaos! WOOP!

Anyway, he hee me mop! Look above for what you have already read.

Location

Random can be found in following coordinates:

• (1234,4311,5314)
• (7420,3452,9453)
• (QW,42,--)
• (x,x,x)
• something7259
• (7365,9426,6253,+54q)
• R³
• R⁴
• (-infinity,1,2)
• eternity+e^64
• END!!!
• E(x,12,035)
• ----
• (5,+2infinity,cos(y))
• "so on..."-24i
• XYZ

Things that are random

• Michael Winner's Bouncy Castle.
• Cutting thine wrists. (Do it now!)
• Christianity.
• Giving me a Yop, me mama!
• Smooth.
• Yop, mi madre.
• Gimme Yop, dein mutter!
• Til da mowning cumd.
• random gelato of fissile uranium samples and houseplants spawned by boats ranting pastries
• nicolas hartman.

Please note: Anything below this is not random.

Other things that are random

• Bombing Iraq.
• Cheese.
• An Animal with a vegetable/fruit prefix.
• Documentaries not starring David Attenborough.
• Documentaries not starring animals and other forms of life.
• Bill Oddie's Left mother. (however his right mother is perfectly random)
• An evil gargling lurk-hurk-fish.
• Eleven.
• Something else.

Randomness at its best, or unreliable (reload, or wobble): prostitute unreliable tiredly wobble needles wobble Keep reloading, and you might just get, (or wobble),Homicidal_screaming_carrots

Everything