Life
“Life! Don't talk to me about life.”
About life
It's probably just another scheme by the government.
Or, if you'd prefer a better explanation, life is biospheres, cells, molecules, and all that.
But, really, it's just another scheme by the government.
The government
THEY'RE SCHEMING, I TELLS YOU. THEY'RE ALL SPYING ON US! NOWHERE IS SAFE! NOT EVEN WITH YOUR TINFOIL HATS!
Marvin
I'm so depressed.
Emo
I'm depressed more depressed than you.
Coldplay Fan Who Has A Really Happy View Of This Cruel, Cruel, World
What's there to be sad about? WE LIVE IN A BEAUTIFUL WORLD! YEAH WE DO, YEAH WE DO!
Harry Potter Fan Who Has a Really Depressing View of This Cruel, Cruel World
What's there to live for? Dumbledore diiiiiiiiiiiiiiied. (sob) And my letter from Hogwarts still hasn't come yet!
Cheese Its
I HATE THIS WORLD! I HATE IT! WHY DOES YOUR KIND HAVE TO EAT MY KIND, HMMM??!?!?!?!? IT ISNT FAIR AT ALL! WHY ARE YOU READING MY THOUGHTS ANYWAYS? DO YOU THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE THERES CHEESY GOODNESS IN EVERY BITE OF ME, YOU CAN JUST INVADE MY MIND?!?! AND WHATS WORSE IS---CRUNCH!