Life Analogies
“Life is when a creature is alive."”
“Life is like elmo, it's red, wooly and "knows where to hit you!"”
“Life is me but not me, sort of like this but not
disthis. Help me out here Gary!”
“Life is like Porn, it's enjoyed by billions and created by bearded men”
“Go ask your mother”
“Life is like death, except with life in it.”
“Life is like a rainforest, except you probably have more parrots.”
“Life is like a toilet, although it is less toilety and has more toilets, unless of course you are a toilet, in which case you remind me of God lol."”
“Life is sorta like, um, yeah.”
“Life is like a hardcore gay porno, in that I am currently watching one involving a fish head, and my my, the things that boy can do with his hair, which brings me to the conclusion that I have just revealed my penchant for rent boys and shall henceforth eat myself, insofar as it may be, so it seems.”
“Life is like a box of chocolates. You always get eaten.”
“Life is like an extinguished joke that eventually, after previous hilarity, causes people to lose footing and come up with really crap things in an article”
“Life is like URDAD lolz”
“Life is like, something involving hotness”
“Life is similar to the fact that I require you to add to this article, now, slag!”