Death Cheese

Death Cheese is the easy way to get death. All you need to do is eat it, and you'll soon experience one of the most cheesy deaths imaginable.

Instructions

Death Cheese can be created when:

An apple and a pencil try to kill each other - the pencil sings a song as the apple tries to do the can can. They both realize that they can't do the can can and die. A person steps on them and some death cheese falls from the sky.
Flobbiejoben - read up on sanity to learn how to make death cheese with this epic poem.

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