Homicidal screaming carrots
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Homicidal screaming carrots are few of the greatest social helpers of humanity. They kill hundreds of people, thus relieving them of stress.
This is a homicidal screaming carrot in the flesh. As you can see, it is homicidal. It is also screaming. It is wearing a robe. It is on fire. Finally, it is a carrot. What the...? IT'S SHOOTING AT YOU!!!
This could be you!
Yes, it could! Homicidal screaming carrots have the ability to take over Your body, replacing your head!
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A homicidal screaming carrot in the wild.