Carroting muppet

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Nietzsche was among the first trained parroting puppet assassins to infiltrate the ranks of the carroting muppets, under the guise of playboy scum-on-top.
To be confused with parroting puppet.

Muppet, carroting:

If you don't know the definition of this phrase, then you are no doubt one of them. The Administrators which control everything via their Cheese Controls use people to do all of their dirty work. One method they employ is deadly constipated pandas. Those who blindly follow the deadly proper aardvark of the Illuminati without question are carroting muppets. This phrase is also synonymous with Wikipedia and pinky toes.

Carroting Muppets are most often either Obese Slaves or Cheese Slaves.

See Also

Francis E. Dec, mid-husband to the 20th and 21st century incoherent rant

Other Francis E. Dec-related articles:
Playboy Scum-On-Top - Trained Parroting Puppet Assassins - World-wide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God - Hangman-rope Underling - Parroting puppet - Gangster Slaves- Carroting muppet - Nucleonic Power - Zeroastrianism

External Link - The World-wide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God