World-wide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God
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This is him.
The World-wide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God (WWMDCGCG for short), also known simply as the Computer God, is a god...
- Omnipotent, omniscient and omnivorous*.
- In control across the entire face of the Earth.
- Always angry, deranged, or both.
- Gradually rendering people worldwide dead or useless through systematic butchery.
- Espousing the beliefs of Communism, most likely of a Stalinist variety whereby party control is centralized in itself.
- Chief of its own gang of Mafioso-like Hangman-rope Underlings, Trained Parroting Puppet Assassins, Frankenstein Slaves, Gangster Slaves, and Playboy Scum-On-Top.
- Consisting of a machine not only artificially intelligent, but also intelligently artificial. Its intelligence is so superior to ours that it is capable of supra-luminal speed, via Nucleonic Power.
- Possessing limited edition† lava appendages.
*Moose are eaten by this fiend. It also likes cheese!!!!!!
† 1/600 chance of selecting one of them from the market shelves.
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