Carrot juice

Carrot juice is the very essence of knowledge and of those who know. Viciously extracted, vile barbarians drink it for the immense power it brings.

Effects of intake

Effects of drinking it include:

• Instant, temporary enlightenment by turning the user into a lightbulb.
• Inducing immense gargling. Due to the lack of innate knowledge in the user, this often takes a nasal form.
• Sharpening and protrusion of fangs.
• Cheese alignment.

A Carrot's take on it all

“Bastards! Stop sucking my blood, evil parasites!”

- Carrot

“Just you dare!”

- Homicidal screaming carrots

See also

• Orange juice
• The juice monster
• Don't Do Apple Juice!
• Yellow cranberry juice stuff