Orange juice

You might have been looking for a glass of orange juice.

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Michael Moore filming his new movie: Foaming for Columbine.

Orange juice is what you get from squeezing oranges real hard. Not to be confused with sperm or Michael Moore. Or maybe it is to be confused with Michael Moore.

I'm going to do something new. I'm going to confuse Orange juice with Michael Moore.

Well, I'm off to watch a movie by orange juice and drink some Michael Moore.

Two Days later

From the desk of Mr. Moore,

You are being informed that you are being sued for eating my head exactly two days ago while watching the movie Schindler's Pulp starring Orange Jews. You are being sued for exactly 5 million dollars, your couch, and your dog's soul (sold seperately). I want my fucking head back. You fucker.

Cordially,

Sperm Michael Moore