Dough

Dough is a substance with many magical properties first used by the Greeks in the twelfth century Ramesses II. Today, scientists refer to it by its proper name, quintessence, while the more religious call it ether (except, of course, for Buddhists, who call dough "Dalai Lama" for some unknown reason). Dough is the infiniteth element of the Periodic table of the Elements and is considered the "supreme material" by bakers and astronomers alike. Dough is valued at $1 billion per gram and is fought over by terrorists and Americans in the ongoing War on Terror and Star Wars.

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