Magic

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Contrary to what he tells you, the 'acts' Derren Brown performs are not magic. In fact they're sissy bullshit.

“Oh woah woah it's magic! You know!!! Never believe it's not soooooo. It's magic; you know...”

- Pilot of stuff

Magic is also known as smoke and mirrors though very few tricks are actually done with both smoke and mirrors. Many tricks are done with smoke or mirrors respectively but not usually both.

Tricks

“Pick a card; any card.”

Card Tricks

Card Tricks are a simple form of magic that takes no skill (usually) unless it's one of those ones where you have to slide a card onto another; those are freakin' hard! Generally, most card tricks involve the magician knowing which card you picked. There are no if ands or buts about it, they know it. Not by E.S.P. but by lying to you in some way, shape, or form. The easiest is to have a deck full of 4♣ so all the can pick is the 4♣ but that's too easy.

The other ways? Don't bother.

Levitation

Putting one foot in front of the other.

Making the Statue of Liberty disappear

Lighting.

Making a humvee appear

Camera tricks.

Every other trick in the world

Spandex and deep bases.

See Also