Disney Magic
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Magic used to be in the public domain until it was trademarked by the Walt Disney corporation in the mid-20th century. It is technically defined as the power of shiny glitter to make things appear and disappear. Contrary to popular belief, (i.e. Mugglism) it is not imaginary but very real. Anyone who says magic is not real is probably a witch and you should BURN THEM!! BURRNN!!!!!!!
Disney uses magic to make all their rides and movies work. Without magic, they would all just be creepy gay people in costumes. Magic is also what makes Walt Disney World a fun, family friendly place to visit, instead of a place where a bunch of creepy gay people work and tell lies to children. Lies!!