Quintessence
Quintessence is a glorious material beyond the last of all crystal spheres. Many modern scientists believe that quintessence was first created by Yog-Sothoth in the time before time, when the world was new. Shortly afterward, it was sent beyond the final sphere by Gorbachev, who wanted to ensure the survival of the Aborigine people. Though this endeavor failed to bring about its goal (with the Aborigine becoming extinct in 2006), it did deny the humans of Earth access to the greatest stuff ever. He's lying! Quintessence is dough! The government is trying to censor me, but they are only succeeding in striking out letters! Did you hear me? QUINTESSENCE IS DOUGH! As we were saying, no one will ever have access to this miraculous substance.
I am he of the sedge and the bee! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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