Farting

Not tae be confused wi' Fart.

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Farting is small village just outside Cheam with a population of 23, though it was once much larger; it is thought a large gust of wind occurred and 'blew everyone away', so to speak.

The name Farting derives from the Ancient Penglish word furt'n, meaning to breaketh thy windeth amongsteth thy fellowe patrones.

History

Farting was originally a colony of humanzees living in the North of the Intestinal tract. As the climate changed from cool and dry to moist and warm, the humanzees no longer could build their massive cardboard fortresses. Moving south they encountered poop.

See alsae

• Furt'n
• Fert

Science