Fart

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Store selling farts.

“He who smelt it, dealt it”

- Francis E. Dec on on Farts

“He who made the rhyme, did the crime (farting in this case)”

“He who made the rap did the crap”

- Francis E. Dec on on outfoxing his friends retort

“He who denied it supplied it.”

“Qui s'excuse, s'accuse.”

- Baudelaire on on farts

Somebody open the window.

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Social context

In many cultures, human flatulence in public is regarded as embarrassing but depending on context also humorous. People will often strain to hold in the passing of gas when in polite company, or position themselves to conceal the noise and scent. In other cultures it may be no more embarrassing than coughing which is extremley embarassing in some cultures such as idiocism,jainism,ginaism,vaginaism,analism and southern baptism .

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