Local newspaper

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“A tale too sad to tell.”

- Someone on on the local newspaper

“This is a local paper for low cal people”

- League of Gentlemen on on a diet

Someone down the road died of old age.

A cat got run over.

Some fish was battered at the chippy.

Some unimportant new market stall has opened.

Aaaaand that's this month's year's news.