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“Feck. Arsebook!”
Arsebook is a popular social internet website where people post pictures of their arses and get them rated from minus ten to twenty on a scale of scrummy lumpciousness. People can also recommend arses by sending invites to become friends with other peoples' arses. I mean, other people.
But, and this is a big butt, you do have to be a bit of an arse to use the site in the first place. Its founder, N.R. Sole, is one such individual and uses his payment cheques as toilet tissue substitute.