Basketball

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A ball is placed in a time capsule. It is shot into the air, and forgotten about. Soon, it travels far beyond the bounds of existence. It reaches a new plantation.

As those people uncover the ball, it becomes like an alien life form, something about parallel parking. Sometimes, it gets to the point where I don't even remember where I put my pants anymore. Anyway, the ball makes up for 12% of the economic progress of Whales and some of Sweden, Denmark, and possibly Europa Europa, and this excites the aliens greatly. The ball becomes a symbol of poverty for the rich and riches for the rich also. Everybody loves it.

Fqag was Here

Eat your heart out.

Development

It started out as a

Seedling

But then it grew too big for the

Grass

So it hopped into its

MercEdes (Happy, asshole?)

And drove to

Nevada

Where it became a drug addict and

Died

Basketball is still nationally celebrated worldwide.

Basket

A ball carrier, like a dog. But shaped like a basket. Some baskets have holes in them. They don't hold things well. Some baskets have balls in them. They hold balls.

Ball

Nothing to see here.

Nothing to see Here?

well now you've changed the rules.

I can't believe it

I can believe more than you can imagine.

Have you ever thought about traveling? Seeing something different than your room? No right? Me neither. That is why I love these baskets and balls. I don't have to do anything for either. Except travel to space to retrieve the time capsule. Work in progress. I can't stop moving my tongue. It wants to escape my mouth.

Who won the big game?

Both teams won together. I loved it. I taped it for further study.

Why should the sky fall down? I can answer that in 3 words: long term real estate investing.

ASSHAT

SOME ASSHAT SPELLED "MERCEDES" WRONG!! THAT IS WHY THEY SHALL NEVER HAVE THE INCOME TO BE ABLE TO OWN ONE!! EPIC FAIL!!

The living dead is editing

I ate my heart out after I woke up from fainting due to the fact that I was Fqag was here. Then I obeyed Fqag and ate my heart out. Naturally, I died. That's exactly how you play basketball.

Well fawk that, then

Let's go get in AWHN, babe ;D

Alrighty!!

Sound good to you?? Sounds good to me~

F4WK Y3S

LA1D 0N F1R5T D4T3 8D

NEVERMIND

Mercedes was fixed. Yes, as a matter of fact, I AM happy. Thank you.