Beyblade

Whoa, God Beyblade, woah I just got bladed. Oh shizz Beyblade, you Richard... you just Beybladed me in the private. MAN Beyblade you used ta be cool.

Boblade

Is another version of Beyblade, in outer-inner-upper Mongolia in Spainsville. Go there, they've got chocs on the hotel pillows.

Noblade

This is popular in Japan where they play with no blade. They all like "ASSSO ASSO yea! I like a da frwied wice!"

Blade

Owch, a blade. On my bit.

Its bleeding now. God.

SERIOUS BIT

This is serious. I'm gonna now look at you in a deadly serious manner, OK? OK, for five minutes exactly.

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Whoa, that was funny. Now I have a haemorrhage.

Let it rip.

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