Blah States
"Oh, blah can you blah, by the blah's early blah...."
~ Blah States National Anthem
The Blah States is the country where many Blahs live. It is ruled by George W. Blah who blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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Purple Mountain Blahs
Contrary to popular belief, the mountains in the Blah States aren't purple.
History of the Blah States
The history of the Blah States are divided into wars and the blahs between wars.
The Revolutionary Blah
The Blah States had an essentially bloodless Dance Dance Revolution Remix and broke off from Blahnada in the year 1777.75. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah General George Washingblah crossed the Blah River in the dead of night to blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
The Blah! of 1812
In 1812, Blah Blah Blah!ed, even before Blah Blah was born. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
The Civil Blah
A war led by Ablaham Lincoln between Black Blahs and White Blahs that continues to this day. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, racism, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, Dr. Martin Luther Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
World Blah I
Several Blah States all over the world decided to kill each other, so they did. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
World Blah II
Ablah Hitler inspired his Muslim Nazis to kill You, so they did. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
World Blah III
NUKEFEST!
Vietblah
Darwin lied, monkeys died.
The Cold Blah
The Cold Blah was a killfest between The Blah States and the Blahviet Union. According to the Blahviet Union, It happenend this way: Корова, корова, корова, корова, корова, корeва, корова, корова, корова, корова, корова, корова, корова, корова, корова, корова, корова, корова, корова, корова, корова, корова, корова, коpoвa.
Translation
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.