Blergh

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The long-admired Blergh is a magical kind of pickle that can fly. The Blergh loves to eat preschoolers, leading preschoolers to become extremely afraid of the Blergh, some even so afraid that if they hear the word "Blergh" their eyeballs will fall out onto the floor and their stomachs will rip open, revealing Jesus, and occasionally Abraham Lincoln. Jesus will then start breakdancing. At this point, most preschool teachers start screaming, and eventually commit suicide.