Board

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A board is a board, and that's all you'll need to know about boards during your journey through this cosmic place/world/existence thingy that you're currently in right now unless you're dead.

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Oh ho ho! This board is not made out of wood! How terrifying!

A board is made out of wood and wood is made out of little fibers called hedgehogs. It's important to note that when these hedgehogs are ABANDON THREAD!!!

And now that that's over with...

We can return to the article regarding boards, which you are currently reading. The only obstacle presented by this idea is that there really isn't anything else to say, unless we use our imaginations, which is illegal.