Cheese sandwich

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The cheese sandwich. It's cheesy and sandwichy but never seese chandwichy. When it comes to the crunch you have a beetle in your butty. A Volkswagen Beetle, that is, not Paul McCartney, numbskull.

Cheese sandwich is also a film about a man with no hair. Lasting forty two minutes it consists entirely of Elvis McPelvis making a fried cheese sandwich and eating it. And it's not on a loop. Watch as the flatulence escalates to Jim Royle proportions!

See also

The cheese sandwich series

Cheese sandwich
How to make a cheese sandwich | Why to make a cheese sandwich
Cheese sandwich of doom
Provolone cheese, hot peppers and brown mustard on a bulky roll, please