HowTo:Make a Cheese Sandwich

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Avoid militant chicken feed

How to make a cheese sandwich, by Clint Eastwood.

• Go into town
• Showdown with Sherriff
• Get shot
• Pinch his eggs
• Buy some bread
• Butter bread with eggs
• Make sandwich
• Whistle the High Noon theme tune whilst eating your horse and riding your sandwich.

See also

• Cheese
• Sandwich