Cheesy clones

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Disambiguation: Not the Chessy Clowns

Header 1: (Area in which to extol the virtues of Cheesy Clones)

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Header 3, since 2 was banished due to extreme violation of the Subedicts of Kronsforthe, involving not five, but eighteen lower-ranked varieties of globule-enforced, carbon-ratified, six-speed sprocket Roquefort, to wit: Bark-flavored, beansprout-infused fat-optional Brie, Lemon-arched standard Muenster, Nefertiti-titty eros-optional Gouda, and a wholloping Hardblaise (not possibly including the other one--yes, it's maroon). All claims to the contrary, this violation withstands YOUR violation ninefold, therefore forthwith and withal:

(Area in which to expound upon the dubious claims to distinction of Cheesy Clones)

NOW then, ahem.