Chessy Clowns

Ambiguation: Chessy Clowns are utterly indistinguishable in form, function, and MO from Cheesy clones. They may be interchanged at will during firefights and sing-alongs.

Variety Pack 5

Target market: Sorbitol-immersed gymrats, 14-29

Claims: Enhanced peripheral vision, rabid libido, arguably fatter cuticles

Does not include: AC adapter, goggles, sanitary napkin

Variety Pack 7

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