Coffee table

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A Coffee Table is a table made out of coffee. Or maybe tables that you drink coffee out of. Or tables that have coffee on them. Or miniature tables that you put in coffee.

Or maybe it's some lame mathematical theory.

Or a banana.

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All I know is that they're somehow related to dictionaries.

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Dictionaries suck.