Composed Spring Cookout

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Speared on the end of a cat's thin whisker,

Suspended over the searing heat of the cat's orange fur.
Do not reply to apples!
The heat is unbearable and every second of impalement on the whisker brings more.
Completely and absolutely naked on a cat whisker since day one.
MORE!!!


MOREEE!!!


MORE!!!


MOE!!!


MO!!!


Severed.


Every second the heat grows. The cat is not white anymore.


Insides getting squishier, outside getting more charred, body more delicious.