Cookies

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Cookies are circular-shaped thingys that you eat with 'gusto' (whatever that is, but I bet it tastes good). They normally consist of flowers, lemons, and tea leaves.

History of cookies

Cookies were invented sometime, somewhere, somehow.

...what, were you actually looking for a history of cookies? You fool(s)!

Milk

Chocolate, to be precise.

Everyone loves lemon flavored gummi bears!

...what? No, I don't mean flavoured. What do you think I am, British?

...I only have a British accent because of movies, okay?

No, I am not of European descent! I'm Chinese!


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