Talking cookies
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“ E equals MC Square, the greatest MC this side of the River Dougie. Unless we're talking about Rice Crispy Squares here.”
Don't listen to the cookies. They'll only make you fatter. They want you to eat them... they're so tempting with their chocolate chips and shortbreadyness... but the calories will kill you, fatty!
Stop telling us the cookies are making you eat them. Nothing wants to be eaten. What are you, a cannibal? Shut up, biscuit face.
But they're soooooo delicious looking... I could eat a whole packet of Marylands RIGHT NOW!
“Chomp chomp gananrangh!”
Now you've gone and done it. You feel any better, huh? HUH?
Oh no, it's Hadjuk, split!