Cows Bursting

Warning: This article may or may not contain buckets of worms.
This warning is as pointless as the cyber-sjink.

Cow bursting? Pah! You're practically a nose-making sound! But at least you haven't developed severe case of Barry Potter Syndrome (BPS)!

Back to the point, cow bursting is extremely fishy, and watching it happen a certain amount of times may case some things in your home to blow up. If this disaster occurs, run for the nearest microwave and go fill it with conkers. Bleab?

Effects

~~Irrelevant~~ Main article: Can I win watching cows burst?

When cows burst there is no profit. No benefit. No excuses. In fact, there is no chance to even get a drink. It's pointless.

However, the remains a of a burst cow are awfully yummy, and watching it happen is overly-epic.

Cows Bursting

Effects

Navigation menu

Search