Daddy Wouldn't Buy Me a Bow Wow

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Daddy wouldn't buy me a bow wow
Daddy wouldn't buy me a bow wow
I had a little cat
I shot it with a machine gun.
NOW IT'S DEAD, SO BUY ME A BOW WOW OR YOU WILL BE NEXT.

Cops enter

LSPD OFFICER: "DROP YOUR WEAPON, SCUM!"
D D D D D
AAARGH!
LSPD OFFICER 2: "YOU'RE GOING DOWN, CHUMP!"
Noo I'm not!
LSPD OFFICER 2: "SPREAD 'EM"
LSPD OFFICER 3: "CUFF 'IM"
LSD LAWFICER 4: "WOOOOOOOOOH! I THINK I JUST ATE A STARFISH!!11!1!!1!ONE!!11!11"