Dave

Dave (David Kingatutamala Pincheedhapoo) is Mike's long lost brother. While Mike lives in balsa wood, Dave eats it. Dave is a fighter pilot for a ROFLCOPTER in the lulz military. Should you encounter Dave, remember that he will eat cheezburgers if you don't feed him your guts. The magical spell to get rid of him is boltdavepagdafseshod wpreasffadsidasfx showasprevdfiewsdf showcdfshadfnsgdfses. AND DON'T FORGET IT!! Really, don't. Don't...