David Bowie

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David Bowie is a Being (is he a being?), born in a suburb of London, elsewhere in Bighton or Brixton. He is of no age, because he - depending on his income after tax - changes his physical appearance from time to time. This is of no means a resembling of the behaviour of the Comte de Saint-Germain because Cembalo is the Comte and he knows better.