Digestive biscuit

I once had a digestive biscuit. Forsooth, it was not round, but shaped like a very long, but small baguette. I was surprised.

It tasted of tomato.

It also had like 50% saturated fat per serving, and there were like 1.2 servings in the can/bottle/carrier/thing they came in. I was like, wtf? Then I yelled at the television, "ROTISSERIE CHICKEN!" and I believe I was correct. However, I called my friend, and he said he would soon be picking me up.

I hope I am not going to get hurt playing nightgames

WTF are nightgames? He won't say!

Letter

I wrote a letter. It was written upon stationary from China. Not imported. Just from China. I think it was from Korea, originally. How kind of my aunt to buy me packs of stationary! In any case, I had a set still out from years back, from when I wrote (in)frequently to my friend. I used a sheet and wrote an entire letter, dodging the spots of ink left on there because the makers wanted the stationary to look like a cow.

I hope my friend likes the letter I am going to send him. I included a ninja star.

13 oz

Why is it 13 oz? The letter weight limit, I mean. It's like...why?

I don't know

DON'T YOU ANSWER ME IN TITLES

Geez fine

FINE.

I hate you too

Oh, now, don't be that way. I'm sorry I yelled.

...fine, okay. I forgive you

Hugs.

hugs

^___^

I am not a weeaboo

I could be, but I'm not. Mainly because I'm Asian.

THOSE DIGESTIVE BISCUITS WERE FROM CHINATOWN

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