Digimon theft and slight altercation
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An example of Digimon theft and slight altercation.
Digimon theft and slight altercation, you say? Yep, just about every thursday. Another little boy decides to steal a bunch of Digimon posters and tack Philip Seymour Hoffman's face on all of them.
This gets some people angry, naturally, and a slight altercation develops between the boy and the offended party.
Us copmen always have to break up the fights and un-Hoffman the posters. It's grueling, thankless work, but I do it anyway. I mean, the pay isn't great, but the benefits is what it's all about. Seriously, free sushi dinner every Thursday night. What's not to love?
Oh yeah... THE GRUELING, THANKLESS WORK.