Doctor Foster Went To Gluecoster
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Doctor Foster Went To Gluecoster is a popular song by George Hamburg.
Lyrical content
The song goes:
- Doctor Foster went to Gluecoaster
- In a Ford GT
- He wrecked the paintwork
- And was late for work
- And never ate cheese again
Meaning
The song tells the story of a certain Dr. Foster of Gluecorp Enterprises who, whilst on his way to work at the Gluecoaster factory one day, damaged his brand new car.
The moral of the story is to never eat cheese before you go to bed.
Or drive.