Duct tape

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Very, very, very, very, very, very sticky tape that does not easily come off. Often, pulling it off causes a great deal of pain.

What is Duct Tape?

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Uses for Duct Tape

Most Important

Listen up! What I am about to type may be the most important thing you ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER, EVER hear in your whole life. Okay, here goes... hi.

The Real Most Important Rule of Duct Tape

Just remember this... it will make your life easy. Trust me. -- Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver. Always carry duct tape, in case of emergency.

Note...

Not to be confused with duck tape.