Duct tape

Very, very, very, very, very, very sticky tape that does not easily come off. Often, pulling it off causes a great deal of pain.

What is Duct Tape?

Read the description above. Or, read it again, if you already read it but then forgot it.

Uses for Duct Tape

• Taping ducts
• Ducting tapes
• Shutting people up
• Fixing old cars
• Mummifying a person (when you have nothing better to do)
• Patching holes in the ceiling
• Taping yourself to stuff
• Taping stuff to you
• Sticking to people, then ripping off
• Taking paint off walls
• Annoying Heather
• Popping a jub bubble
• Getting revenge
• Playing practical jokes
• Taping people to walls
• Taping walls to people
• Taping people to people
• Taping walls to walls
• Taping people to monkeys

Most Important

Listen up! What I am about to type may be the most important thing you ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER, EVER hear in your whole life. Okay, here goes... hi.

The Real Most Important Rule of Duct Tape

Just remember this... it will make your life easy. Trust me. -- Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver. Always carry duct tape, in case of emergency.

Note...

Not to be confused with duck tape.