Dutch Football

Dutch Football: The sport the Dutch love, but doesn't love them back. The Dutch are a proud people, keen to show the world just what they can do. The simple peasant community called "Holland" approached learning football in the calm and studied manner one would expect from only from more advanced countries like Norway, England or The Isle of Man. The Dutch did, against the odds, learn how the game of football is played, much in the same way a white teenager can learn how to be a gangster rapper.

The "Golden Years" of Dutch Football between 1983 and 1987 were largely due to the much debated granting citizenship to the disgraced Danish footballer Rene Nygaard Jensen. Jensen who had been kicked out of the Danish football federation after many scandals was able to implement his "Faaaaarmer-dogma" to Dutch football, which at least had a short term effect.