Earwax

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Earwax is gooey icky yucky stuff that comes out of people's ears. It is used to make candles.

It is yucky.

Earwax can be a range of colours. It can be yellow, white, green, rainbow and even coffee table, which isn't a colour, but I added it there for the fun of it.

Earwax isn't fun.

It's yucky.

I know I already said that, but repetition is funny.

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See?

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I guess not.