Elemeno

Elemeno is the twelfth letter of the Engrish alphabet, listed in alphabetical order inbetween the letters K and P. It is remarkable for being the only letter of the alphabet which is represented by multiple symbols consisting of other letters. Its origins lay shrowded in mystery somewhere in the Greek alphabet when many drunk Frat boys started slurring the Greek letters together during the initiations, which gradually caused the alphabet itself to evolve so that several previously separate letters became joined. Modern phoneticists are disagreed about how many sounds were designated by the original incarnation of this letter or where one sound begins and the other leaves off.

Elemeno has had a great deal of influence in human culture, from appearing as the Letter of the Day on Sesame Street to New Zealand having a rock band named after the two letters "Elemeno P". The Japanese video game console-based role-playing game Final Fantasy XLII introduced "Elemeno" as an offensive elemental battle spell that is cast by some monsters and is learnable for Black Mages and Red Mages. There has also been a sugary cereal called "Elemen-Os" which resulted in a very nasty lawsuit by health moms for being too sugary and resulting in brain rot.